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Joke of the Day
"What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common? There's no jack"
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"""Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,"" we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
"It's almost Thanksgiving day... Remember to set all your scales back 10 pounds tonight."
"I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That shit's totally different."
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks"
"what is the key to picking up girls who are musicians? get a flat and be sharp"
"Back in my day invincibility cheats used to be called God Mode. 90 kid's will understand."
"Movie theater employees have 2 ages: 17 104"
"I'm giving up drinking. ... Hard liquor. ... On Wednesdays."