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Joke of the Day

"""Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,"" we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight."

"I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution... But it didn't really land. I guess execution really is key"

"What do you call a bad cow joke? Udderly terrible!"

"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""

"No sweetie, mommy's not drinking vodka again. This is potato water."

"Hooters needs to change its sign. All these years I thought I was eating owl wings."

"I got in a fight with a coworker yesterday... He struck me as a very offended man."

"How do you make apple jelly? google maps."

"How do you pick up a feminist? Like a bowling ball."

"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"