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Joke of the Day
"It's almost Thanksgiving day... Remember to set all your scales back 10 pounds tonight."
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"Friend told me this one today. Fed Ex and UPS Did you hear Fed-Ex and UPS joined together and made a conglomerate?They called it fed up."
"If two vegetarians fight.... Do they have beef?"
"It's hard to imagine someone getting any pleasure from beastiality... but that doesn't stop me from trying."
"I don't understand all the excitement over Usain Bolt I finish in under ten seconds all the time."
"My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour"
"Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet."
"Birds of a feather flock together... ...and then crap on your car."
"How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"
"Apparently, if a bear attacks, you are supposed to play dead. You know, that sounds an awful lot like something a bear would say..."