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Joke of the Day

"I want to start body building. I just need to find out where hospitals put the cadavers."

"I've yet to find the village where people help you raise your kids"

"I found a ""Fresh Baked Bread"" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast."

"what is michael J. Fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake"

"Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles."

"My daughter keeps rubbing lemon skin all over herself. I think she's pozest."

"Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident."

"The cop jokes on this sub are getting out of hand All the black jokes keep getting shot down."

"Goose bumps are God's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born."

"On a first date: Her - So what do you do? Me - I am currently working on eliminating all cancers. Her - Wow, that's impressive! Me - Then I'll move onto Capricons."