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Joke of the Day
"what is michael J. Fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake"
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"I just sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay Imagine all the PayPal"
"Cop: License and registration please. Me: Give me a second, I'm drunk. Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Me: No."
"If a cougar is a woman who likes younger boys... then a man who likes younger boys must be a Nittany lion!"
"So much rosemary. So little thyme."
"What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips."
"A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, ""First let me see the sandwich."""
"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"
"[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]"
"Just goes to show, you're never to old to try new things. My nan starting running when she was 65, she's 71 now and we've no idea where she is."