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Joke of the Day

"How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? ""Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."""

"What does trump call the loose skin around a vagina? A woman"

"What are a plumber's favorite shoes? Clogs"

"Sorry I'm late. My dog ate my car."

"Current adult status: Just got into a heated debate about whether or not Merida from Brave is a Disney princess. I won. She is not."

"What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela."

"How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada? Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you."

"What do you call a black ghost? Bill Cosby. He comes while you're sleeping."

"Sorry I burnt your degree from the University of Phoenix thinking that a better degree would rise from its ashes."

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side."