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"Anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? No"

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"What's the tallest building? A library, because it has so many stories."
"What does a mexican Highlander say? ""THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"""
"What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend? He dates his other sister."
"You find out who your real friends are when all you have left to offer is friendship."
"what is harry Potter's favorite ice breaker? Scar Stories."
"What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you? Incommunicado"
"Did you hear about the pizza boy who wanted to become a comedian? (OC) His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!"
"What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo? B9"
"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."