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Joke of the Day

"How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof? Just Juan...."

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"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."
"My girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"Haha I made you click GOT YA"
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business."
"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."
"What would you guys like to ask an American? Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway"
"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"
"My favorite thing to do in cities is walk down busy sidewalks, pass by people, and say into my phone ""Target is on the move."""
"In Hinduism, cows are sacred, are to be revered and certainly should not be eaten. However, the Christians eat Jesus' corpse."