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Joke of the Day

"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""

"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."

"Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results. Orange is the new black."

"Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease? Because the condition was untweetable."

"Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills""."

"Just played Uno with my Mexican co-workers... ...they stole all the green cards."

"What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."

"I may have to divorce my wife... My son broke both his arms today."

"A woman goes on a fishing trip with 20 guys. The only thing she came home with was a Red Snapper"

"What do you call a pimp with his whores? A guard and hoes."