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Joke of the Day
"Why was the maths book sad? It had too many problems."
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"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"
"To the people who will be posting 9/11 jokes this month: Please don't do it. Making jokes about 9/11 is just **plane** wrong. ~~dontkillmeforthis~~"
"I like my cars how I like my women Asian and dirty."
"I'm late to this meeting cause I have a boner and can't get out of my car"
"What did one tree say to the other? Nothing. They bark."
"Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"
"I drive an Audi to compensate for my innie."
"There are two fish in a tank... ...and one says to the other, ""how do we drive this thing?"""