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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my drinks Soft and extra large."
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"What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived? Get a new robe!"
"Why did President Obama get two terms? Because every black man gets a longer sentence."
"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."
"According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist."
"I came, I saw, the neighbors complained."
"You had me at: I'm calling the police."
"Lou Gehrig is the most unlucky man to ever live.... I mean seriously, what are the odds of dying from a disease that has the same name as you?"
"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."
"How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic? Because Americans use imperial unit system."