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Joke of the Day

"Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her."

"Native Americans watch the movie 1492 backwards because they want to see a happy ending."

"What do you call an adopted ghost? Transparent"

"What disease did the house have? Shingles."

"Why can't Jesus eat pizza? Because he doesn't exist."

"Guess who I ran into today, Billy. ""Who, dad?"" Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car."

"What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it? A Jolly Rancher."

"I just saw a Koi Fish that had a white guy tattooed on it"

"Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers"

"How do you get ""Dick"" from ""Richard""? You ask him nicely"