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Joke of the Day
"What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it? A Jolly Rancher."
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"So I was walking down the street... and this guy with premature ejaculation just came out of nowhere."
"Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him"
"I prefer to buy rental properties that take up an entire city block or more. I'm in it for the long hall."
"Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?"
"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."
"Some of you are giving nihilistic pessimism a bad name... And I don't care for it."
"What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth? You can't gargle with the sand."
"What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand? Cuatros Cincos"
"News says there were a ""record number of marijuana seizures"" in 2015. Weird ... after all these decades I've never had a single seizure."