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Joke of the Day

"Native Americans watch the movie 1492 backwards because they want to see a happy ending."

"I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought ""what would Jesus do?"" ... so I turned it into wine."

"what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey"

"A guide to procrastination... I'll tell you later..."

"I need shocking, offensive, and disgusting jokes. I'm going back to school in a few days, so I need some fucked up jokes. Reddit Community give me your best."

"The moderators of this sub"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? It's ok now, he woke up."

"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"

"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"

"Why is turkey happy? It just escaped from a coop."