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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about roller-skating? Telling your parents you're gay."
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"[raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?"
"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"
"I really dislike the ""N"" word... I don't even like saying vinegar."
"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"
"What do you call a horny man ghost hunting? A **boo**ty call."
"Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!"
"I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!"
"A baguette up the butt is a real pain in the ass."
"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Beats me, but the flag's a big plus."