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Joke of the Day

"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."

"My public masturbation was going smoothly until.. ..I got off on a tan gent"

"Going Straight to Hell Q: How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday? A: They place flowers on the grave."

"If Pulp Fiction has taught us anything it's that we're better off not knowing if there's more shit down in the basement of any pawn shop."

"I'm really tired all the time, I think I have stereo... It's like I have mono times two"

"I need farmer jokes I'm doing a speech at the Christmas party and they are farmers....I want to make fun of them"

"They say Gay marriage will ruin the fabric of society... ...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric."

"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."

"I'd tell you a joke about my dick... But it's way too long."

"Do you love multiple trees? ...No. I'm mahogamous."