82681

Joke of the Day

"Heard on the radio and could not resist repeating... ""My ex-girlfriend never asked me use a condom."" ""Because she was on the pill."" ""Ambien."""

"What do you call a French sandal? Philippe Flop!"

"Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken? Defendant: Yes, my lord..... Judge; How much. Def: 50:50 Jud: Please elaborate. Def: **One horse to one chicken.**"

"Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!"

"I love the study of languages, and am very keen in my analysis: I am a cunning linguist ;)"

"Smoking 1: What Cures Smoking 2: Cancer"

"If I was a Doctor, my prescription pad would just read: ""Smoke 2 joints, eat ALL the chicken"""

"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"

"Math joke: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"

"As a software developer, I like my bugs how I like my women Unable to reproduce."