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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a French sandal? Philippe Flop!"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to beat the shit out of the black guy who was originally hired to change the bulb."

"Similar What's the same between ur dick and a rubix cube....the longer u play with it the harder it gets"

"Being married to a photographer is depressing... ...they're always looking at the negatives."

"Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own? Because it was two tired."

"If 'we are what we eat'! Then I'm a huge dick you guys. I'm really sorry"

"I was pretty upset when I heard clocks get set ahead an hour... Oh well. Not worth losing sleep over it."

"Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines? Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)"

"[God & his assistant making giraffes] ASST: Say ""when"" once the neck is long enough, k? *God is on his iPhone not really paying attention*"

"You know what the best thing is about being a narcissist? Me."