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Joke of the Day
"Smoking 1: What Cures Smoking 2: Cancer"
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"TIFU by falling asleep on the john at noon. I meant Job. I fell asleep on the Job. :D :D"
"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"
"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"
"I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess."
"Two angels run out of weed... One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. ""fear not,"" he says and points at Jesus. ""for he has resin."""
"A student asks another student, ""How many zeroes does your salary have?"" He responds ""One"" ""In which currency?"" ""Any :("""
"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."
"Him: Can you forgive me? *mental montage of me trying to figure out who this guy is* Me: Yes, but I'm really hurt so please give me time."
"What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!"