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Joke of the Day

"The best kiss of my life was with a vacuum cleaner... ... it took my breath away."

"When playing the guitar in public... keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested."

"It takes a keen ear to pick out a girl's ""I haven't finished but I know you're about to, so I'll try to be supportive"" moan."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar And one was assaulted"

"just hugged a box of sterile gloves because they can never have baby gloves and that's hard to accept."

"Life without women Would be a pain in the ass"

"Listen, I'm sorry... That reaction was WAY over the line.... I actually have no problem with the horse you rode in on...."

"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."

"I just got accused of ""plagiarism"" Their words not mine!"

"I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them ""Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."""