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Joke of the Day

"*runs into dental hygienist in store* Me: How are you? Her: *starts to respond but I shove my fingers in her mouth* Me: Not so easy huh"

"What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus? What would you do."

"English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits."

"PHP Dating Advice I had a date() with PHP and I had to mktime() for it."

"I just crashed a massive party... ...bus. Luckily there were no major injuries"

"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."

"Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?"

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"I put the whiskey in another room ... Exercise regimen established."

"Maybe r/imgoingtohellforthis quality. 4chan ordered Dorner a delivery pizza for Dorner at the cabin, sadly the pizza was burnt when he received it. /leavesroom"