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Joke of the Day

"What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus? What would you do."

"Him: 'Sorry Mr Hill, no last minute call from the Governor. Any last words?' Me: -whimpering 'She squeezed the toothpaste from the middle'"

"So I Was Going to Kill Myself But I hear whales are endangered."

"<--- 30 year old female who STILL snickers when the elevator door opens & the electronic voice says ""going down"". Never gets old."

"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"

"Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for Hitler? He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches."

"something taste funny you know you have a bad underbite if every time your eating out your girlfriend it taste like shit"

"Police inspectors on British mystery shows always seem to know the murder victim. Moral: do not befriend any British police inspectors."

"What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet? H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash."

"Trump is in good company, coining words just like Shakespeare. The two even share their feelings about foreigners. I mean Shakespeare *coined* the word chink."