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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a zebra with a flamingo? Some weeeeeeeird shit, man."

"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."

"Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye? It completely mist!"

"*checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*"

"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."

"Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""that's offensive asshole!"" -The one and only OG Nipple"

"what do you call an alligator in a vest? ... An investigator"

"I bet if Wolf Blitzer interviewed ""The Situation"" in The Situation Room my TV would explode into a million pieces."

"And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies."

"Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp."