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Joke of the Day
"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."
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"What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats"
"A man walks into a ........ Pulls out a ......... And ........... Piss off Fill in the blanks."
"I'm sure I have annoying habits as well but lately my wife is doing this thing where she ages."
"Two atoms walk into a bar. The first one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron!"" The second one goes ""Are you sure?"" To which the first one replies ""I'm positive."""
"American political party symbols are spot on... Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!"
"funny clean jokes I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean"
"What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!"
"A lot of people make a big deal about age differences in couples. As far as I'm concerned a girl is fair game as soon as she's finished school. So usually at about 3:15"
"Did you know you can actually WIN Instagram by taking a picture of your feet next to your dinner at sunset?"