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Joke of the Day
"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."
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"I failed my spelling test I got an F for f-ort."
"The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes."
"Your gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"Anyone know any kid-friendly jokes about burgers? Extra points if it can be about a burger monster (don't ask)."
"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."
"WHAT KIND OF BAND PLAYS SNAPPY MUSIC? A RUBBER BAND."
"Wanna hear a clean joke? Timmy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I forgot to capitalize Bubbles. Whoops."
"Have I ever taught you South american Judo? Judo know if I have a knife, Judo know if I got a gun."
"How do you call Niggeria leaving EU? blackout"