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Joke of the Day

"""Hey Frosty, calm down on the snacks. You're getting fat. Check out this six pack! You could do laundry on it!"" - the Abdominal Snowman"

"People are weird. Everyone knows door handles spread disease, but whenever I ask a business owner if I can clean his knob I get thrown out."

"My girlfriend said, ""Hey, want to hear a dirty joke..."" I expected her to say ""a white horse in mud"", but she surprised me with ""your dick after we do anal""."

"I went camping in the snow. As the snow melted, water leaked in. It was the winter of my discount tent."

"Pinatas are a great way to show kids that using assault with a deadly weapon is a fun way to get what they want."

"I'm in a band called ""Stuck In The Fucking Departure Lounge!"" Check us out!"

"Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board."

"What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common? They only have one good ball."

"I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test They all tested positive for WD40"

"yo momma so fat her shadow engulfs all of manhattan"