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Joke of the Day

"Pinatas are a great way to show kids that using assault with a deadly weapon is a fun way to get what they want."

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"The worst birthday present I ever got... ...was from my grandma when i turned 5. She gave me three socks. When asked why, she responded ""because your mom said you grew a foot."""
"Stop calling Donald Trump ""Hitler"" Really, Hitler doesn't deserve to be slandered like that!"
"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"
"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? I don't understand your terms and you keep telling me you have no interest."
"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"
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"Just had a trick or treater tell me ""Vote for Trump"" Might be the scariest thing I've heard all night"
"I renamed my night club Viagra... It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!"
"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."