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Joke of the Day

"What does Snoop Dogg eat? Beets by Dre."

"My friend's father is a Jew.... which makes him Jew-ish."

"What are 5 ""Ms"" from Detroit? GM, Eminem and Michael Moore."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."

"Me: Well hello again. I knew you'd be back. I seem to have that effect on people Fed Ex: Just sign here so I can leave"

"Why can't they teach drivers ed on the same day as sex ed in Egypt? Wears out the camel."

"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"

"Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes? Cause' freedom RINGS!"

"""And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"" *Kanye slowly sits down*"

"2nd Rule of Parent Club: If your kid suddenly says ""I think I'd better wash my hands"", don't question them. I repeat, DO NOT QUESTION THEM."