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Joke of the Day

"What did the bolt say to the nut? ""Washer? I don't even know 'er!"""

"John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee"

"Just like winning the lottery... Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right.....we had 6 matching balls."

"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."

"What's a pirate's favorite bomb? The tsARRR bomba."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid to have a lentil on me."

"What branch of the military did the hipster join? The Salvation Army."

"I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips."

"A woman walks into a bar. She asks the bartender for a double entendre, and the bartender gives it to her."