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Joke of the Day
"Why did the plane crash into the ocean? The pilot was a loaf of bread"
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"Why are blind people bad computer programmers? Because they can't C."
"A WASP goes into a clothing store to buy a suit. He asks a salesperson, ""How much is this one?"" The salesperson says, ""It's $1000."" The WASP says, ""I'll take it."""
"I slept with a girl who was so fat I had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot"
"Two guys walk into a bar, Which is kinda stupid because you'd think the second guy would have seen it."
"Q: Was Jesus delicious?"
"To make sure everyone cries at my funeral, I'm requesting they play nothing but Creed and Nickleback through factory car speakers."
"What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint"
"What does a butler call his employer named mr. Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert!"
"Apparently the world is run by a secret society of cheese makers. The hallouminati"