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Joke of the Day
"Q: Was Jesus delicious?"
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"So proud watching my son fight invisible monsters in the outfield while the ball rolls right past him."
"This Tweet has been a test of the Emergency Procrastination System."
"a friend told me how electricity was measured and i was like watt"
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? Gangs don't have to pay for friends."
"Why did the hipster die? He thought breathing was too mainstream"
"Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike? Because either way someone is losing a trailer."
"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."
"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work."