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Joke of the Day

"I walked out naked one time and she's like wtf. And I'm like this is how god made me! And she's like no that's how beer and tacos made you."

"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "

"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."

"*white girls at restaurant* *orders 5 course meal* *posts pictures of food onto Instagram* ""Check! We're done here"" *leaves without eating*"

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."

"So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt... sources say it was a real shin dig."

"Why Does the Pope wear Boxers? He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed."

"Did you know that 69 is now 96? With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out."

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look I'm changing!"

"What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump 's tie"