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Joke of the Day

"Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach? He was too concerned with the tan gent."

"Lower your expectations and I will totally amaze you."

"Did you hear about the gay german? Apparently he Adolf Hitler."

"I told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud... ""It should. It was fresh ground this morning"""

"Twitter. Or as I call it: Sinterest."

"What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S."

"Sex is like a gas station..!! Sometime you get full service... Sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service.!"

"What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets? A little get together"

"Mitt Romney announcing he's not running for president is like Johnny Depp announcing there won't be a sequel to Mortdecai."

"Three guys walked into a bar and stopped"