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"What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S."
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"I am not a fan of dad jokes. ""Hi, Notafanofdadjokes, I'm Dad."""
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"Did you guys hear about the new business shopping center in Pepto County? They're calling it the Pepto Biz Mall"
"My co worker just asked if I could help file some documents. I said I was working on a huge project while she watched me play solitaire."
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"Why aren't iPhone chargers called apple juice?"