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Joke of the Day

"The field sobriety test was going ok until I grabbed two traffic cones and did a Madonna impersonation."

"Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn't contain?"

"""Knock knock"" Who's there? ""Russia"" Russia who? ""Get out of the house. I live here now."""

"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."

"I date men whom have their life paths laid out firmly and don't waver. Yes, their paths are Psycho and Socio, but consistency is admirable."

"Let's make a deal. You sing Christmas music in the office and I'll leave 5 minutes early to let the air out of your tires. Deal?"

"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"

"what is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"

"gas is getting cheaper back in my day it cost two towers"

"I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen."