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Joke of the Day

"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"

"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef"

"So french me was speaking in english with one of my friends, when suddenly he starts making fun of my accent.... I told him it was the only car i could afford!"

"What did one Jewish bird say to the other? ""Cheep"""

"What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution"

"Why is sleep only fun when you're supposed to be awake?"

"If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?"

"What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach? A San Diego"

"God: write this down Moses [grabs tablet]: shoot God: thou shalt have no- Moses: slow down, pal. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'"

"It's amazing how people in the desert never starve because of all the sand which is there."