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Joke of the Day

"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"

"Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure."

"Recently started growing a beard and my wife asked how I liked it so far. ""It's growing on me."""

"Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people."

"My sister won a horse pulling contest She went so fast she nearly fell off her stool."

"If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered beef?"

"I went to a really posh school. In fact it was so posh, the Gym was called James."

"I took someone else's coffee at Starbucks because I liked her name better."

"my husband...just pointed out d new strands of hair growing under my chin..... someones not getn laid tonight."

"What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus? He gets out the Bible Belt!"