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Joke of the Day
"Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!"
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"I like my coffee how I like my women... Cold."
"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"
"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."
"My new bucket really does its job well. My old one pails in comparison."
"There's a fox in our garden! I mean a real fox, not a sexy person! Although, I am also now in the garden. There are two foxes in our garden!"
"They told him: your girlfriend is cheating on you.. He wiped away his tears & asked : Which one ?"
"I just managed to determine someones IQ just by hearing her laugh."
"My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi."
"A woman astronaut.. A woman astronaut calls her base: -Houston we have a problem. -What is it? -Nothing..."