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Joke of the Day
"The key to a healthy sex life... ...also opens the back door."
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"Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested? Attempted murder."
"Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. They're probably thick and tired of it."
"During movies when characters go underwater, I hold my breath and see if I could've survived that situation... I almost died in _Finding Nemo_"
"Instead of cursing and swearing when someone cuts me off in traffic, I just yell lyrics from Spice Girl songs out the window"
"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"
"So I asked my North Korean friend how it was there... he said he couldn't complain."
"Whenever I'm sad, my dad tells me ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."
"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"
"One day I'll make a cure for blindness. You'll see, you'll ALL see!"