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Joke of the Day
"I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono."
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"I hide my condoms in a box of Nyquil... ...if I use either, I'll blow a load and be asleep in 10 minutes."
"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."
"A baby crawls into a bar... He asks the bartender for a milk. The bartender says, ""I guess you want that in a bottle?"". The baby replies, ""What do you have on tit?"""
"My friends say I'm like a candle. If you forget I exist, so help me God, I'll burn your house down."
"When I die, I want to pass peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming at the oncoming truck like the rest of us in his car."
"What do you call it when a stripper does charity work? Pro *boner* work"
"I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters."
"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo."
"Three blind lesbians walk into a fish market. They get confused"