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Joke of the Day

"M: Come to bed... Her: I have a headache M: You're a robot! H: M: H: ...SELF DESTRUCT [BOOM] M: Nice try but you're still under warranty!"

"I don't throw people under the bus because there's a chance they could lay flat in the center and not get hurt, which I'm not okay with."

"What is Eminem's favourite food? wraps"

"I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"A boiled egg in the morning... is hard to beat."

"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"

"Have you read the autobiography of the guy with two functioning penises? I don't know, I thought he came across as two cocky."

"I broke up with my gym We were just not working out."

"I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!"