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Joke of the Day

"*Makes bacon *Eats one piece *2 pieces *3 pieces *Eats all the bacon *Hides the evidence 9: Yummm! What's that smell? Me: Cereal"

"If you insist on telling me about your weekend, I suggest you do it in the bathroom, as it's the only place I'll give a shit."

"What every man wants to hear after sex:"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe"

"My grandmother is an inspiration! At 84 years old she went to medical school. She's a cadaver."

"What do you call a Redneck Baker? Inbread"

"What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late? Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner."

"What is a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but fuck your mother"

"What was the Feminist's least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry."

"Why are trigonometric functions always women? Because they have periods!"