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"So a blind man walked into a bar.. It really hurt"
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"""Make it two if you count my great personality - three if we include my charm! Hahahahaha oh um yes it's a table for one."""
"I used too much anti-aging cream and now I am a tiny baby."
"Just learned an important lesson: When texting ""wish you were here,"" that last e kind of makes it or breaks it."
"""Saw the trailer for that new movie The Revenant, looks itense"". ""Nah, Probly tipis""."
"How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia? It's in bread"
"A racist, a sexist and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Hey Bill, drinking alone tonight?"""
"You can get out of jury duty on the first day by blatantly winking at the defendant as you give them a double thumbs up."
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."
"What's a pirates favorite class? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt"