200431

Joke of the Day

"Where do generals keep their armies? in their sleevies"

"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."

"My roommate recently had me added to her insurance. Not what I was thinking of when we spoke about friends with benefits."

"I had a dream That the most beautiful plate of salmon with lemon zest and crusted parmesan was in front and before I could dig in I woke and saw it was my wife's leg spread open."

"Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !"

"What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !"

"Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments? Not if they are Bush Supporters."

"I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail."

"You know they've had sex change operations for men for a while now, right? Well they just recently started offering sex change operations for women, too. It's called the ""addadictomy""."