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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy asked his father to borrow fifty dollars... ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""

"[Serious] Holocaust jokes are NOT funny and never will be. It's a very sore spot for many people. Personally, my grandfather died at Dachau, he got drunk and fell out of his watchtower."

"So I have this friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid... but he tells me not to worry, he can stop anytime he wants."

"Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look Mum! No hands! Look Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look Mum! No teeth!'"

"Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife? He's used to playing 18 holes."

"Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later."

"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."

"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician??? He worked it out with a pencil. ;)"

"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"