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Joke of the Day
"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."
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"Procrastination is like masturbation: it is fun and feels good but in the end you've only fucked yourself."
"What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech? Someone who takes everything literally"
"Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time."
"How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside."
"What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle? A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top."
"Two guys walk into a bar.. The third guy ducked."
"Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station? They were scared of sparks flying."
"my ex-gf had multiple personalities it was like having sex with a diff woman everynight except the time she turned into some guy named harry"
"If you whisper, ""we're being watched,"" you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days."