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Joke of the Day
"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."
Next Joke
"Things that are loud: Jet engines Dynamite Opening a bag of Sun Chips at a funeral Rock concerts"
"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."
"My friend told me I didn't ""understand"" irony. But then he got a flat tire. Oh, the sweet irony."
"I snatch kisses... ...and vice versa."
"somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman"
"Animal puns. Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm."
"My friend from Pakistan said he hates his job and can't take it anymore ""It will get better"", I said. ""You have your whole life ahead of you. You're only 12 years old."""
"A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ""Well Skip"" said the scout ""Mum had only one dose of castor oil left so I let my baby brother have it."""
"Why do you never see black people on cruises? They're not falling for that one again!!"