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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see black people on cruises? They're not falling for that one again!!"

"Why did the stoner take his wife to court? He wanted to get joint custody."

"Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young."

"What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play? GET OFF MY LAN!"

"I got my haircut the other day... ...and I just saw my barber at the grocery. He asked how I liked my haircut. I told him I didn't like it at first, but its growing on me."

"A friend of mine told me that sex after a vasectomy would hurt. But to be honest I haven't noticed a vas deferens."

"I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval."

"What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest? One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor."

"I still remember the gorilla who became super famous really quickly Dang, the fame hit him like a bullet."

"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."