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Joke of the Day

"A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ""Well Skip"" said the scout ""Mum had only one dose of castor oil left so I let my baby brother have it."""

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"*at a concert* ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK (Crowd) ""YEAAAAH"" LETS DO THIS HIT IT *30 second ad plays first*"
"1970s: ""Hey baby"" 1990s: ""Hey babe"" 2014: ""Hey bae"" 2020: ""Hey b"" 2030: ""All hail our glorious squirrel overlords"""
"What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks? Beep Beep Beep..."
"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."
"What's the best way to cheer on an electrician? You con-du-it!!!"
"What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game? Court is adjourned"
"What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat? The Walking Dead's facebook page."
"Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him."
"What's a dank memer's favorite letter? 'A' lmao"