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Joke of the Day

"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the evening. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"[Native Americans see ship approach] Let's use fake names lol ""Ha! I'll be Running Bear,u be Crazy Horse"" lmao do u think they'll believe us"

"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"

"Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!"

"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."

"You can say what you want about pedophiles... but at least they drive slowly thru school zones"

"OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege."

"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."

"The best thing about hand sanitizer in hospitals isn't the hygiene. It's everyone walking around like they're hatching an evil plan."

"So i went to my first fight club gathering I arrived a little late, so i did not catch the first part, but i had a great time. I recommend it to everybody."