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Joke of the Day
"To make a long story short, just walk away once you're bored."
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"What kind of dog does Sauron have? A La-Barad-dur"
"Silver and lead are sitting at a bar and gold walks in. Silver yells "" au, get outta here! """
"I heard it said that one in every three people will cheat in a relationship. I just can't tell if it's my wife or my girlfriend."
"Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
"Sometimes ""4 star hotel"" means 4 porn stars have stayed there. In the same room. At the same time. With a camera crew. And a goat."
"[last supper] ""Wine!"" exclaims Jesus touching everyone's water glasses. ""Wine, wine, wine [arrives at Judas] Mountain Dew lol."""
"How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? Sleep at night"
"What do you call a man with his arm up a horses butt? An Amish mechanic."
"Favorite cannibal movies: 3) Cannibal Holocaust 2) Cannibal Ferox 1) She's Having a Baby"