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Joke of the Day

"I'm part of a club for people with parkinson's We have our own hand shake"

"My Friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy My friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy.It was so pathetic that everybody just laughed at his jokes."

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car."

"Dear people that brush your teeth in the bathroom at work: stop that. You don't live here. Chew gum like the rest of us."

"My brother is so dumb. He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough."

"what does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front and poker in the back"

"Donald Trump says he went to the University of Pennsylvania, but I could have sworn he went to Syracuse. Because he sure is an Orange Man."

"An inverse exorcism... When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy."

"I trust J.D. Power, but not his shifty ""Associates"""

"I was reminiscing at my old school's library... looking back at my shelf."