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Joke of the Day

"The first Matrix director coming out as a trans-woman felt bold, unexpected and original.... .... the second one? Ehh... not so much."

"Gandalf is the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks"

"What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !"

"I watched the African version of ""Man v. Food"", but it was just a half-hour of a guy chasing a gazelle."

"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"

"I'm pretty excited about my new band When I asked the record exec whether he thought our song would be popular, he told me it would be off the charts!"

"Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet. R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement."

"What should female robots NOT come standard with. A sound card..."

"I love killing for fun ""Sociopath! Arrest him!"" I mean I love hunting ""Why didn't you say so my good man, want to kill together sometime?"""

"This bathroom attendant is a little overzealous. I can shake ""it"" myself. Also, I am not in the bathroom."